Man: Oh. Hello there.
Interviewer: So...you're satisfied with your life?
Interviewer: ... (hums something tuneless...doodles a bit)
Man: ... (looks around curiously)
Interviewer: ... (checks out a girl as she walks by)
Man: So...should I just start talking...?
Interviewer: Nah. I think you're boring. And anybody who bothered to read your self-righteous tripe would end up feeling pointless guilt for their own less satisfying lives. I hate you. (gets up begins walking away)
Man: (raises voice just a bit as interviewer is walking away, deadpan delivery) You know I'll have your job for this.
Interviewer: (mutters to self) Won't that be satisfying.